#1 Hip Hop Artist in the world!!!!!!!1!!11

First of all, I'd like to direct a personal statement to my legion of followers- "I am truly humbled to have inspired an entire generation of rap fans. Without you it would've taken a tiny bit longer to become famous." - Teqneek, 2012.

Now that I got that out of the way-

It's true, I finally did it. After weeks of hard work and constant hating from people who just don't get my genius, I have been named by Newsweek Magazine as the #1 Best Rapper in the World.

I have been your leader on Newgrounds for over 5 years now, and if you don't like my music then you're just a hater but it's all good, it just keeps me going harder on my bangerz. So keep on hating on because it doesn't matter- the real hip hop fans know that it takes swag and hustlin' to be a good rapper, and that's been my shit ever since I started rapping when I was 2 years old. And I was better than you even back then.

Anyway I'm the best rapper alive, suck my dick.

Love,
Teqneek

*This is a picture of me and my future ride, which I will buy with my best rapper in the world money.

#1 Hip Hop Artist in the world!!!!!!!1!!11

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DocterCerebro 2012-08-27 19:29:36

Teq's a beast. Can you fuck my bitch?

Teqneek 2012-08-27 19:29:36 (Updated 2012-08-27 19:43:02)

I mean, yeah I guess I'll do that for you.

JackRocker 2012-08-27 20:13:15

I would do naughty things to you in that car. Please sign my tits.

Teqneek 2012-08-27 20:13:15

Step in line, you're like my thousand millionth groupie. I get laid on the reg by supermodels and famous bitches.

ampdesigns 2012-08-27 20:36:33

DocterCerebro's bitch weights 300 pounds and has only one leg

Teqneek 2012-08-27 20:36:33

I like fat chicks with real skinny butts.

Rampant 2012-08-27 20:44:11

Teq's the best rapper in the world? Isn't that... old news?

Teqneek 2012-08-27 20:44:11

The oldest news ever.

Wolfie 2012-08-27 20:48:21

Oh no, Teq, a ghost is coming after you from the top right! Get out of the way!!!

Teqneek 2012-08-27 20:48:21 (Updated 2012-08-27 21:19:10)

That's the ghosts of Tupac and Biggie returning from the spirit realm to call a truce in my honor.

Poniiboi 2012-08-28 07:06:14

HA ha Docter, Teq already fucked my ho. Matter fact she's that bitch on the left in that Newsweek picture

Teqneek 2012-08-28 07:06:14

True Fact.

RRStudios 2012-08-28 08:58:57

My bitch is the one on the left... yours is the one on the right SJD.. get it right.

Teqneek 2012-08-28 08:58:57

This is also true.

RazzleDazzleBeatz 2012-08-30 14:16:50

This gotta be a joke.. lol

Teqneek 2012-08-30 14:16:50 (Updated 2012-08-30 16:04:40)

Yes, this is 100% a joke. I am mocking a few dumb fucks on Newgrounds who claim on their profiles that they are something they aren't.

They feel the need to assure us (and themselves) that they are the greatest, instead of letting their music speak for itself. This is fucking insanely wack to me, so I decided to parody their stupidity in hopes that they will see just how ridiculous their claims are.

DocterCerebro 2012-08-31 01:01:05

Thank you basedgod. My bitch is worthy now.
them hoes in your news letter look better than the hoes i be pullin'

Teqneek 2012-08-31 01:01:05 (Updated 2012-08-31 18:30:39)

Yeah I know man. And the crazy thing is that those are just my back up bitches. I loaned my main bitches out for the weekend so I had to use these ones.