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Teqneek
I'm an idealist, with an idea list...

Age 86, Male

Electricity Plumber

is for fools

Norfolk, Va

Joined on 2/13/12

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Comments

Teq's a beast. Can you fuck my bitch?

I mean, yeah I guess I'll do that for you.

I would do naughty things to you in that car. Please sign my tits.

Step in line, you're like my thousand millionth groupie. I get laid on the reg by supermodels and famous bitches.

DocterCerebro's bitch weights 300 pounds and has only one leg

I like fat chicks with real skinny butts.

Teq's the best rapper in the world? Isn't that... old news?

The oldest news ever.

Oh no, Teq, a ghost is coming after you from the top right! Get out of the way!!!

That's the ghosts of Tupac and Biggie returning from the spirit realm to call a truce in my honor.

HA ha Docter, Teq already fucked my ho. Matter fact she's that bitch on the left in that Newsweek picture

True Fact.

My bitch is the one on the left... yours is the one on the right SJD.. get it right.

This is also true.

This gotta be a joke.. lol

Yes, this is 100% a joke. I am mocking a few dumb fucks on Newgrounds who claim on their profiles that they are something they aren't.

They feel the need to assure us (and themselves) that they are the greatest, instead of letting their music speak for itself. This is fucking insanely wack to me, so I decided to parody their stupidity in hopes that they will see just how ridiculous their claims are.

Thank you basedgod. My bitch is worthy now.
them hoes in your news letter look better than the hoes i be pullin'

Yeah I know man. And the crazy thing is that those are just my back up bitches. I loaned my main bitches out for the weekend so I had to use these ones.