#1 Hip Hop Artist in the world!!!!!!!1!!11

First of all, I'd like to direct a personal statement to my legion of followers- "I am truly humbled to have inspired an entire generation of rap fans. Without you it would've taken a tiny bit longer to become famous." - Teqneek, 2012.

Now that I got that out of the way-

It's true, I finally did it. After weeks of hard work and constant hating from people who just don't get my genius, I have been named by Newsweek Magazine as the #1 Best Rapper in the World.

I have been your leader on Newgrounds for over 5 years now, and if you don't like my music then you're just a hater but it's all good, it just keeps me going harder on my bangerz. So keep on hating on because it doesn't matter- the real hip hop fans know that it takes swag and hustlin' to be a good rapper, and that's been my shit ever since I started rapping when I was 2 years old. And I was better than you even back then.

Anyway I'm the best rapper alive, suck my dick.

Love,
Teqneek

*This is a picture of me and my future ride, which I will buy with my best rapper in the world money.

#1 Hip Hop Artist in the world!!!!!!!1!!11

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DocterCerebro Aug 27, 2012

Teq's a beast. Can you fuck my bitch?

Teqneek Aug 27, 2012 (Updated Aug 27, 2012)

I mean, yeah I guess I'll do that for you.

JackRocker Aug 27, 2012

I would do naughty things to you in that car. Please sign my tits.

Teqneek Aug 27, 2012

Step in line, you're like my thousand millionth groupie. I get laid on the reg by supermodels and famous bitches.

ampdesigns Aug 27, 2012

DocterCerebro's bitch weights 300 pounds and has only one leg

I like fat chicks with real skinny butts.

Rampant Aug 27, 2012

Teq's the best rapper in the world? Isn't that... old news?

The oldest news ever.

Wolfie Aug 27, 2012

Oh no, Teq, a ghost is coming after you from the top right! Get out of the way!!!

That's the ghosts of Tupac and Biggie returning from the spirit realm to call a truce in my honor.

Poniiboi Aug 28, 2012

HA ha Docter, Teq already fucked my ho. Matter fact she's that bitch on the left in that Newsweek picture

Teqneek Aug 28, 2012

True Fact.

RRStudios Aug 28, 2012

My bitch is the one on the left... yours is the one on the right SJD.. get it right.

This is also true.

RazzleDazzleBeatz Aug 30, 2012

This gotta be a joke.. lol

Teqneek Aug 30, 2012 (Updated Aug 30, 2012)

Yes, this is 100% a joke. I am mocking a few dumb fucks on Newgrounds who claim on their profiles that they are something they aren't.

They feel the need to assure us (and themselves) that they are the greatest, instead of letting their music speak for itself. This is fucking insanely wack to me, so I decided to parody their stupidity in hopes that they will see just how ridiculous their claims are.

DocterCerebro Aug 31, 2012

Thank you basedgod. My bitch is worthy now.
them hoes in your news letter look better than the hoes i be pullin'

Teqneek Aug 31, 2012 (Updated Aug 31, 2012)

Yeah I know man. And the crazy thing is that those are just my back up bitches. I loaned my main bitches out for the weekend so I had to use these ones.

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