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[CLAB - Senator vs Gasmasq]

I almost wish you guys could have redone this battle to include all the fucking drama that has been going on in the past few days.

This battle was awesome regardless. Since the verses were pretty much even, I have to vote based on SJD's intro and Gas' outro. I like the intro of SJD, as he made a mockery of how some of you fucking retards base your voting on intros and outros. The irony is that it actually was the deciding factor in this battle; something I never thought I'd say. Gas' outro was almost as powerful, but it didn't have that "ooomph" that SJD's intro contained.

Lol I'm kidding. That would be a retarded ass way for me to decide a battle. In reality, this battle kicked ass, and I would give it a tie if Gas got all his shit in on time, but he was waaaay late on his deadlines (as usual), and that actually is going to affect the way I vote. I'm voting for the Senator because he was timely, didn't take for fucking ever to get his shit in, and still matched(and in some aspects, surpassed) Gasmasq in almost every concievable way. Great battle Gas, but your procrastination just gave SJD my vote. Otherwise I'd have said this was a tie.

Penis.

[Obsideo vs. Milk Dud]

Obsideo is the true beast. You sonsabitches. Im drunk./

MilkDudisaBEAST responds:

who this dumass? you want some of the milk dud?

[Never Fall Away]

Fucking dope ass mixtape SJD! This track shows you're much more than just a rapping Butthead, lol.

Poniiboi responds:

I stand by that Butthead track til the day I die! LOL

[Swagtastigasmical (Dope)]

FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUCK YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

swag.

SonicWombat responds:

Dopeness. Also swag.

[MilkDud v Rampant]

Milk Dud is clearly a beast, but this one goes to Rampant. He is too much for the Dud Train to handle.

Rampant responds:

Rampant: 1
MilkDud: 0

[An Ode To Milkdud]

WTF? Guy below me, who in the hell are you and where did you come from? And why do you have (basically) the same name as me? And why have I never seen you before? Are you a rapper?

Are we going to have to battle for the right to use this name? My fucking brain is going to explode. PM me or explain on the msg board what is going on here...

Obsideo, this is pretty damn good, and funny at the same time. Let's hope "Da Milk Dud" responds.

Obsideo responds:

Haha thanks man. And yeah, I hope he comes back with something.

[Clab-Scan]

Word up man, good job dude. I'll be writing and recording sometime tonight I think.

AxTekk responds:

Thanks breh, let's be gettin this ting a-goin.

[CLAB - Wyze vs B Serious]

First off, I'm not saying I have immaculate quality, but B was too loud and Wyze was too quiet, so that threw me off a bit.

Wyze wins by a fucking landslide in my opinion, and I'm a fan of both of these rappers. Wyze has more of the tools that a good battle rapper needs to be successful. Emotion, punches, and flips.

B does have him on overall style, which is important, but with a battle it comes secondary to other things. And don't get me wrong- I'm not saying you can just hop on the mic and be a dope rapper just because you have good lines.

You still definitely need to be able to rap, but Wyze has a decent flow for real. It's just different from what people are used to, and a lot of people will think that's a bad thing because they fear change. Anyway I like Wyze's flow; it's a good change of pace.

So yeah, Wyze got him with punch after punch after punch. Everything he said was basically either a clever jab or flip, and B Serious didn't have any lines that really stuck with me.

Although the Bronx line held no weight for me though. The Bronx is the birthplace of hip hop, and NYC has and still is a hotbed of dope ass rappers.

But anyway, good track fellas, Wyze wins the battle though.

peeeeeeeeeeee

[My Life Go Boom]

Dope as fuck Senator. And great beat AxTekk!

Poniiboi responds:

Dude, yeah I'm' friggin proud of this one. But I just made the first song on my mixtape...it's gonna be FUCKIN insane, dude. I'm totally cheesin right now.

[CLAB - PiGPEN vs suddle]

PiGPEN, you know I hate you, but that has nothing to do with my vote. The first half of your first verse you were doing okay, then it was all downhill from there. Shit got boring to me and you started rapping off beat as usual. You had some punches so I'll give you that.

Suddle, you think I bite your fucking flow? Are you retarded? Our styles are not similar in any way. I wish people weren't so damned stupid, then I'd be battling you right now. And I'd kick your fucking ass too. You came with a good flow, but you seriously lacked substance.

People like your flow so much that they forget that you ain't talking about shit. You are a decent rapper, but you aren't cut out for battling. I've never heard anything substantial from you in a battle.

Even though PiGPEN is an asshole and a mediocre rapper, I'm still voting for him. This battle was flow vs. punches, and since this is a BATTLE, I think punches hold more weight. Suddle had a couple personals, but way too much filler to warrant a victory. PiGPEN, unfortunately.